Like I said, it was an extremely advanced
civilization for its time.
And according to them, they owed everything to the Annunaki gods.
Dr. Johnson meticulously inventoried these tablets.
He would translate the title of the document and his hot little research assistant, Tiffany would take a
picture on her cellphone, tag it, and enter it into a laptop computer.
Which was fun because Tiffany was easy on the eyes.
Anyway, they’re going through the tablets and there were several of them titled:
Which Dr. Johnson translated as “Big Penis Magic”
The word “gal” "𒃲" means "great" or "big."
Ngish 𒍑 “penis”. (It can also be a substitute for tree or wood!)
And the word Ush 𒄑 meant “magic”.
We all looked at each other and laughed. Actually, Tiffany looked at me and blushed a
"What does the rest of it say?" I asked Dr. Johnson
He said "It looks like a potion or recipe for growth of the penis, of all things."
My jaw dropped
Why? Because you already know, I'm Asian and my dick isn't the
biggest to put it mildly.
I asked Dr. Johnson if he'd translate the rest of the tablets for me.
In fact, I practically begged him.
He said he didn't have the time, but he could get one of his other research
assistants back in the US to take a crack at it when we were home.
He said he didn’t have the time, but he could get one of his other research assistants
back in the US to take a crack at it when we were home.
As you can imagine for the next few weeks, I was sitting on pins and needles.
You see, at the time, my dick was about three and a half inches erect.
Needless to say my tongue game had to be masterful with women.
But still, deep down in my soul,
I felt my dick should be bigger. Way bigger.
So you can imagine my joy when I got an email one night from Dr. Johnson.
It contained a short message with a document attached.
“With great power, comes great responsibility.”
I chuckled to myself as I opened the document…but what I read blew my mind.
The tablets told the story of how a particular Annunaki god named Enki gave this penis enlargement recipe
to the newly created humans so they could reproduce.
You see, the Annunaki were rather horny gods, aliens, whatever the hell they were. The
tablets revealed they fucked a lot. I mean a lot. They even fucked humans!
It’s actually in the bible.
“There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto
the daughters of men, and they bore children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old,
men of renown.”
Those “Sons of God” were the Annunaki.
And as you can imagine, they were very proud of their cocks.
They were huge.
And the Annunaki wanted us to fvck a lot, too. The tablet’s text actually said
fruitful and multiply.”
It was pretty powerful reading the translation.
And it seems the Sumerian men had great respect for it, treating it as it was
some sort of magical potion.
I don’t know about magic, but what I do know is the tablets shared very POWERFUL
science at a molecular level--science that there is NO WAY ancient humans could have known about
The tablets talked about how the formula increases “sexual life force”.
It said men would be able to go “for hours times hours”, in other words, forever.
Fully erect. “Tree penis.” the text said.